Thursday, May 29, 2014

Sea of Monsters 
          The story of this movie is, Thug dies, Thug comes back to life, and Thug dies again. The end! And the Thug in this movie happens to be the villain. He looks like he took a shower in molten lava, and he scrubbed himself with ashes that smell like dead people. Also the main character, Percy Jackson looks like he robbed all of the make up stores in the Mall of America, then put it all on for one night battling a titan. But, Percy barley got a close up of his face, because the titan was more appealing to the camera. In our opinion, the directors of this movie made it worse then a first grade drawing of the Monilisa. To conclude, this movie had less appealing characters then a troll who had a bad hair day.                                                                                                                                                                                                Worst wishes, 
                                                                         The Critics

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