Lego Movie

            The song awesome that is constantly played throughout the movie is false. For starters this movie is the opposite of awesome. This movie does not appeal to anyone under the age of six. The whole movie is built around a guy made of legos in a boring, block world. This movie has a horrible moral to the little kids that watched it. The moral is not glue legos together so they can live freely. I mean legos don’t even live.  This movie is so bad that even Michael Obama (The care giver to the kids of America) cracked this movie right in half after watching it for 9 seconds. This is true, because Barack Obama personally told me. In conclusion this movie is so bad that even the actors (legos) tried to escape the terror of this movie.

                            

                                     

                                                                                                         

                                                                             Worst wishes,

                                                                                      The Critics.