Real and Steal

        What has civilization become in this movie? Making robots beat other robots senseless, for their person enjoyment. The creator of the new style of fighting is a cruel person who loves to watch harmless robots turn into devilish fighters. We are still wandering how this awful trend caught on so quickly, because we knew that there were some good-hearted people in the world. Until the end of the movie where those good-hearted people finally gave in and started building their own robots. To conclude, this movie really stinks, literally you can smell the fumes coming from the back of the robot.

             

      

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The Winter Soldier

       How can one man fall off a train into a gorge, then come back to fight another man who was frozen in solid ice 300 years ago? The winter soldier looks like he has been in his Goth faze since he was sixteen. The director and writer of this movie used mind tricks to make you want more of the movie, and to make you feel bad for the main character. Especially when he is getting beat to the ground like a rag doll by be winter soldier, because he refused to fight. This is because Captain America has an old, but strong friendship with the Winter Soldier. The catch is that the Winter Soldier doesn’t remember. You might think that this movie would be good because of the plot twist instead the movie gets worse from there. If you don’t believe us, and you still want to see this movie than you might as well beat yourself to the ground.

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Gravity

In the beginning of this movie it wasn’t as bad as we expected. But, later we realized its true identity, horribleness! The main plot of the story is getting stuck in space. That is a great life lesson for the kids, NOT!  If the main characters Sandra Bullock, and George Clooney were prepared for a situation where they got trapped in space, the movie would have been better, because we wouldn’t have to watch terrible fake screams with fake characters, in a fake situation. George Clooney is so mean that he would rather get stuck in space then be with someone his own age. But, because they were not prepared they had to come up with ideas to survive, that we thought were dumb, like lighting a fire in your space shuttle to keep warm. This movie took a horrible turn after the first five quality minutes.  

                                 

      

                    

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Sea of Monsters 

          The story of this movie is, Thug dies, Thug comes back to life, and Thug dies again. The end! And the Thug in this movie happens to be the villain. He looks like he took a shower in molten lava, and he scrubbed himself with ashes that smell like dead people. Also the main character, Percy Jackson looks like he robbed all of the make up stores in the Mall of America, then put it all on for one night battling a titan. But, Percy barley got a close up of his face, because the titan was more appealing to the camera. In our opinion, the directors of this movie made it worse then a first grade drawing of the Monilisa. To conclude, this movie had less appealing characters then a troll who had a bad hair day.                                                                                                                                                                                                Worst wishes, 
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                                                        Planes
                  Hello Pixar!! Movies about talking transportation were already invented. And don’t say you didn’t know, because you’re two other movies cars and cars 2 were about talking trucks, Jeeps, cars, and forklifts. In our opinion this movie was totally not original, talk about a copy cat. If Pixar has thought of Planes earlier then‘maybe’ he rating would be better, just maybe. But, the idea was already taken. Think of Thomas The Train. (If you don’t know what that is then you have no childhood),    that show had fun lovable characters with adorable faces. Also more people like Thomas the train then planes. Lastly in Thomas the Train the trains loved to help each other out whereas in Planes they race for money, fame, and glory. That totally gives a good influence to the young children you have already watched it.
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Catching Fire

We saw the first movie to this trilogy. It was so bad our eyes were scared for life and we didn’t want to ever relive that moment again. So we didn’t review it. We thought that this movie would be better, but, that is one wish that will come true when Jennifer Laurence (A.K.A. The Ugly One) gets a date, did you see her in X-Men she is the hideous . And we all know that is so impossible that even the directors of a movie couldn’t make it happen. This movie is stuck in what we call a lose-lose situation. A bad plot and even worse actors. When there is a loud sound in the movie we recommend you to cover your ears, eyes, nose, and mouth. You wouldn’t want to get contaminated. You would have your pants catch on fire then watch some actors do it for you.

                                     

         

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Lego Movie

            The song awesome that is constantly played throughout the movie is false. For starters this movie is the opposite of awesome. This movie does not appeal to anyone under the age of six. The whole movie is built around a guy made of legos in a boring, block world. This movie has a horrible moral to the little kids that watched it. The moral is not glue legos together so they can live freely. I mean legos don’t even live.  This movie is so bad that even Michael Obama (The care giver to the kids of America) cracked this movie right in half after watching it for 9 seconds. This is true, because Barack Obama personally told me. In conclusion this movie is so bad that even the actors (legos) tried to escape the terror of this movie.

                            

                                     

                                                                                                         

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                                                                                      The Critics.