Gravity

In the beginning of this movie it wasn’t as bad as we expected. But, later we realized its true identity, horribleness! The main plot of the story is getting stuck in space. That is a great life lesson for the kids, NOT!  If the main characters Sandra Bullock, and George Clooney were prepared for a situation where they got trapped in space, the movie would have been better, because we wouldn’t have to watch terrible fake screams with fake characters, in a fake situation. George Clooney is so mean that he would rather get stuck in space then be with someone his own age. But, because they were not prepared they had to come up with ideas to survive, that we thought were dumb, like lighting a fire in your space shuttle to keep warm. This movie took a horrible turn after the first five quality minutes.  

                                 

      

                    

                                                Worst wishes,

                                                       The Critics

Sea of Monsters 

          The story of this movie is, Thug dies, Thug comes back to life, and Thug dies again. The end! And the Thug in this movie happens to be the villain. He looks like he took a shower in molten lava, and he scrubbed himself with ashes that smell like dead people. Also the main character, Percy Jackson looks like he robbed all of the make up stores in the Mall of America, then put it all on for one night battling a titan. But, Percy barley got a close up of his face, because the titan was more appealing to the camera. In our opinion, the directors of this movie made it worse then a first grade drawing of the Monilisa. To conclude, this movie had less appealing characters then a troll who had a bad hair day.                                                                                                                                                                                                Worst wishes, 
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                                                        Planes
                  Hello Pixar!! Movies about talking transportation were already invented. And don’t say you didn’t know, because you’re two other movies cars and cars 2 were about talking trucks, Jeeps, cars, and forklifts. In our opinion this movie was totally not original, talk about a copy cat. If Pixar has thought of Planes earlier then‘maybe’ he rating would be better, just maybe. But, the idea was already taken. Think of Thomas The Train. (If you don’t know what that is then you have no childhood),    that show had fun lovable characters with adorable faces. Also more people like Thomas the train then planes. Lastly in Thomas the Train the trains loved to help each other out whereas in Planes they race for money, fame, and glory. That totally gives a good influence to the young children you have already watched it.
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Catching Fire

We saw the first movie to this trilogy. It was so bad our eyes were scared for life and we didn’t want to ever relive that moment again. So we didn’t review it. We thought that this movie would be better, but, that is one wish that will come true when Jennifer Laurence (A.K.A. The Ugly One) gets a date, did you see her in X-Men she is the hideous . And we all know that is so impossible that even the directors of a movie couldn’t make it happen. This movie is stuck in what we call a lose-lose situation. A bad plot and even worse actors. When there is a loud sound in the movie we recommend you to cover your ears, eyes, nose, and mouth. You wouldn’t want to get contaminated. You would have your pants catch on fire then watch some actors do it for you.

                                     

         

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Lego Movie

            The song awesome that is constantly played throughout the movie is false. For starters this movie is the opposite of awesome. This movie does not appeal to anyone under the age of six. The whole movie is built around a guy made of legos in a boring, block world. This movie has a horrible moral to the little kids that watched it. The moral is not glue legos together so they can live freely. I mean legos don’t even live.  This movie is so bad that even Michael Obama (The care giver to the kids of America) cracked this movie right in half after watching it for 9 seconds. This is true, because Barack Obama personally told me. In conclusion this movie is so bad that even the actors (legos) tried to escape the terror of this movie.

                            

                                     

                                                                                                         

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                                                                                      The Critics.

Frozen

If this was Disney’s comeback movie then they might as well comeback to our fists. The music in this was so horrific that it sounded like a dying goat, have you heard a dying goat? The sound is unbearable. Elsa, the main character sang worse than an old lady, you know the one that is annoying and has all the weird chocolates. You know her. Don’t get me started about Olaf. If I had to choose between talking to him and a rock I would choose the rock at least it would listen to me. Olaf has the worst jokes you could ever imagine He could get on your nerves in seven seconds, literally. (I timed) This movie is exactly like High School Musical if that took place in Antarctica with animated people.The only thing we liked about this movie is the backstabbing prince. At least he was smart to take advantage of "true-love". We mean what the heck is "true-love" it is one of the worst ideas we have ever heard. If you were to waste your time driving to the movie theater, you would rather drive the through the opposite side of the drive through at McDonald’s. That would have been a pointless too. This is one of the worst movies we have ever reviewed and we have seen a lot of movies.

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The Critics

1D This Is Us

          First off, who makes a movie about themselves? If this doesn’t count as being ‘self-centered’ then we don’t know what does. The movie 1D This Is Us revolves around how a “popular” new band One Direction (1D). It was supposed to show its viewers how One Direction was before they got famous. But, all it showed us was a bunch of pretty-boys pretending to be hobos singing songs on the street. We think that this was lie of a movie and none of this ever actually happened.

          We think that 1D is just a bunch of rich brats trying to get famous. One Directions money-hungry manager probably made this movie to show everyone One Direction’s ‘human side’. After examining this movie we can conclude that One Direction is just another inhuman boy band and are actually robots. They have no feelings towards their fans and just care about the money they make of souvenirs, concerts, and movies like this one.

          All in all, this is not a movie worth seeing or reviewing for other critics that look up to us. You would be better off seeing a documentary about rat teeth at least that is real.

                            

                  

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                                                                                      The Critics.   

Divergent

Have you ever seen a dump on screen? If not then watch Divergent. Beatris played by Shailene Woodley acts like an 8 year old girl even though she is supposed to be playing a 16 year old girl. I have seen a sumo wrestler act better than that. Eric was a total party crasher. He is the exact opposite of a fashionista. Who where's cheek rings. I bet you he hasn't been on a date in decades. I believe that Veronica thought that this movie should be about heroism and character change. Not people trying to torture and kill other people because that is pretty much what the directors made it seem like it was about. I would not recommend this movie to anyone even my worst enemy that's how bad it was. This is one of the worst movies we have ever seen in our lives and we have watched a lot of movies.If you spent 10 dollars on this movie then you would rather spend 10 dollars on a rat show then this movie. Even that would have more excitement, it is not like we have seen one.

                                                       Worst Wishes,

                                                        The Critics